This site may be a uniting factor for Gaki fans all over the globe. We've seen visitors from every corner of the world (except for Antartica) and over 85 countries big and small, including (but not limited to):
- USA
- Japan
- Dominican Republic
- Panama
- Canada
- Iceland
- Egypt
- South Africa
- Spain
- Poland
- Ukraine
- China
- Finland
- Thailand
- Australia
- The Phillipines
- Bosnia and Herzegovinia
- And MANY more!
If there was any kind of statement that could show the shows producer's how much potential for global dominance lies withing Gaki No Tsukai, the map I'm looking at now would be a great one. Thanks you all for coming and reading/watching/whatever it is you do here.
Looking back at the year, I finally took the time to look through Google Analytics and the keyword information that they provide for the traffic to this blog. Let's just say some of the results were... interesting, to say the least. Let's review them, shall we?
*returns wearing a nice tuxedo, and stands behind a podium*
Life itself is full of riddles. One of the many riddles that has been asked since near the emergence of man on the Earth is "OMGWTF was he/she thinking?!" (Note that this is probably not the exact phrasing, but you get the idea.) One of the places where this question has been asked is the Black Gaki keyword list... and so, nominees for OMGWTF Keyword of the Year are...
THE OMGWTF KEYWORDS OF THE YEAR:
- "Moriman"/"Super Moriman" - At first, this didn't seem like an OMGWTF keyword, until I noticed that it was getting so popular. If you were like me, you knew Moriman to be the chubby female entertainer known for putting a hurting on Yamazaki during their sparring matches. However, the phenomenon known as "moriman" is also a fetish of sexual sorts. I'll leave you to do the Google assuming you're of proper age to be looking at those types of things. If you're not, then Moriman is a name of a candy, don't look it up, just take my word for it.
- "Matsumoto Bondage" - Damn, son. I knew people liked Matsumoto, but... damn. Are we having sexual fantasies about him too? Okay, I guess there's a company with that name (More porn. Don't look, kiddies.) but I wonder how far down the list I have to be to get show up on that search. Okay... I did the Google (yes, I "do the Google") and I am at the bottom of the first page due to my repeated references to Matsumoto, who won the earlier poll to become Black Gaki readers' favorite member and the BBB that I posted entitled "Bondage Angels". So I guess that makes some sense. Hopefully, I'll give the lonely something better to do with their hands than what they were planning on doing. <_<
- "Stethoscope Down Her Shirt" - More porn keywords. Sheesh. Soon I'm bound to be listed as an adult site. However, I instantly recognized that this linked to my site because of Tetsuo's Shichihenge, where he plays a perverted doctor who harasses a patient. Well, is it harassment? She just sits there and takes it, plus you can see a little smirk on her face. Just remember people... no matter what people say, the internet is not for porn. Okay, not ONLY porn. There's other things.
- "What Number Repeats Constantly in Episode 4 of Gaki No Tsukai?" - ... What? Was there some sort of scavenger hunt or something? I have the first few episodes of Gaki No Tsukai. I think I've only watched the first one. If I had my hard drive with me for the holiday, I'd look it up and post the answer. It's probably one of those numbers that also has an alternate meaning like 4 ("Shi", also meaning "Death") or something along those lines. Should I remember, I shall update you.
- "Does Anyone Find Yamazaki Housei Funny?" - Okay, this isn't really a OMGWTF keywords, but I would like to take this time to say that half of the things that I say that I wish would happen to Yamazaki are exaggeration. This explanation is not aimed at those who would say "Maybe you should go easier on Yamazaki", but at those who have little Yamazaki fangirl fits and go "YOUMUSTLOVEYAMACHANNOW! *rage*", and the sort. I will admit that I do find him slightly funny, but not as a comedian. It's kind of how I feel about Paris Hilton. She's beautiful, yes. She could definitely work as a model, and probably would be quite good at it. Does that qualify her to be a celebrity? No.
- "Ass of Grannies" - ... *facepalm*
- "Gaki No Tsukai Gay Fanfiction"/"Cocorico Slash Fanfiction"/"Downtown Gay Fanfiction" - ... *keeps face in palm* Damn you, Rule 34. Really?! REALLY?! I mean, come on! I do remember mentioning things about fanfiction in an earlier post when Endou and Hamada were getting all snuggly and close and such, but I didn't think that someone would actually input some keyword that would lead here. *sigh*
- "How to Get A Producer In Hollywood to Notice You" - Answer: Boobs. You're welcome, whoever wanted to know. This is obviously something that linked to Endou's (fake) Hollywood Audition, so there's little surprise about what it linked to.
- "Skinny Weak Males in Bondage" - I sense a theme in the WTF keywords here. I probably should re-title that BBB to something that won't attract the fwappers. From the looks of them, I wouldn't really label any of the Gaki members as weak, but Tanaka is pretty skinny and if I had to choose one member, I'd say he's probably the weakest as much as it pains me to admit that Tanaka might be the worst at something. Okay, we all know he's the worst at eating Nattou.
With that the nominees are lined up, and it's time to present the award. And the winner of the first-ever Black Gaki OMGWTF Keyword of the Year goes to...
*drum roll*
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"Ass of Grannies"!!!
I mean, seriously, what in the world possesses you to look that up? I tried to Google it and then find how far back my page is. I got at least 5 pages in and not the slightest glint of my blog in there. How far back did they go in the search? I mean, was 5 pages worth of geriatric tail not enough to satisfy you so you lurked into the quagmire that is page 15 or something? If you have some sort of thing for extremely saggy things or people who you can share intimate moments with that will only forget you moments later, then I guess that's one thing, but needing more than 5 pages of it is ridiculous. Really, it is. If you come back Mr. or Ms. Ass of Grannies, please, get some help.
That's all I've got for this update. I would like to take this opportunity to give a big, huge, enormous, gigantic, mammoth "Thank you" to all of my blog's followers, readers, browsers, skimmers, and horny people who wind up here from their Google searches for porn.
With much love for your holidays, and a happy New Year!
~David
You can add Germany too :)
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot for this Blog!!
RGVEDA: Germany has had many visitors to this blog. There's 58 cities with Gaki fans in it. Most of the visits have come from Kassel. Maybe there's a Gaki fan near you that you can talk to!
ReplyDeleteWhere are the most visitors from in the UK?
ReplyDeleteand it's great to see you back in some capacity!
Pariah: Most visits from the UK came from Cambridge(152), London(148), and Cardiff(102).
ReplyDeleteTo make this somewhat easier, here's the top few countries and their counts for the first year:
1. USA (4,150)
2. Canada (1,336) Just one off from eliteness.
3. UK (1,001)
4. Germany (645)
5. Singapore (625)
6. Netherlands (347)
7. France (344)
8. Australia (305)
9. Sweden (304)
10. Malaysia (298)
I guess the blog is a pit stop for porn runners XD
ReplyDeleteEl Salvador represent!
ReplyDeleteYou're back BlackGaki! So glad you have returned, hopefully you're Gaki burnout is over? Looking foreward to more videos :)
ReplyDeleteL.S.:
ReplyDeleteMy burnout is over, I believe. However, my free time is still pretty limited. I am working on some things but they are slow going. I do have smaller things like BBBs all split up and some are subtitled, but I think I'm going to keep those and spread them out, so I don't release a whole bunch of things and then nothing for a long spurt.